Birdo
Chief GM Officer
Senior Quote:Orange coin good.
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Meet the all-star team behind this cutting-edge project
Gabe
Chief Handler of All Development
Special Skills:Close-up magic, competitive ballroom dancing, and knowing all the words from The Little Mermaid in both Tagalog and English. Anyway, who needs dating when you have Kusama?
Leemo
Chief Intern Officer
Fun fact:Leemo said "Candyman" into a mirror four times in 2004 on a dare and has lived his life terrified ever since that he'll accidentally say it a fifth time.
zooeys
High Priest of snacks and doodles
Personal motto:Life is fleeting: one day we will all die and everyone we know will forget us, but one inalienable truth stands eternal - beets are a dirt-flavored trash food.
Kheops
Dappsmaster General
Local Legend:It is said that on a quiet night, when the moon is full and the wind blows just right, you can hear Kheops singing David Bowie songs at karaoke.
Bowser staxx
Senior Vice president of birb affairs
Personal Affirmation:One must strive to do the things that scare them, for it is the only way to grow. Unless you don't want to, and you are comfortable with your current height, in which case, don't bother. Doing things is often annoying.
Sage
Chairman of the Funge
Claim to Fame:Critical aspects of five major named characters on Downton Abbey are based directly on Sage, dispite never having visited England. A legal battle over broadcast royalties is currently underway in circuit court.
Sik
Chief Dada Officer
Dotsama Pedigree:Although he is not a fan of broadcasting the fact because he feels people treat him differently once they know, Sik is the only surviving grandchild of Dr. Pol K. Dottenheimer, the first man to harness the power generated by processing raw polkadots.
lolmcshizz
Director of Mundane Resources
Crowning Achievement:Once ate an entire watermelon in one sitting all by himself with nothing but a plastic spork and a can-do spirit. He wasn't even hungry.
The phunky one
Chief Vibe Officer
Celebrity doppelganger:Phunky has been told he is a dead ringer for what Air Bud would look like, if Air Bud was a human and not a dog. RIP Air Bud, we miss you pal.
Yung Beef
Chief Beef Officer
Personal Motto:"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Xylodrone
Senior Vice President of Vice Seniority
Greatest Accomplishment:Was once asked "why are you talking to me?" by international superstar Julia Roberts after not-quite-accidentally stepping on her foot in line for an Octoberfest hedge maze in Lacock, England.
dutchiekiwi
President of Precedents
Favorite Piece of Advice:Don't put weird things in your mouth, unless you want to. You're an adult, make your own decisions.
jakerumbles
Director of Traffic and other important things
Two Truths and a Lie:I am afraid of aluminum foil, I was an integral part of uncovering the Watergate Scandal, and I have crashed no less than 4 jet skis in the past 10 years.
Advisory Council
 ALICE AND BOB Mangata |
 TOUCHYOURBRAIN ☯ |
 JAY CHRAWNNA WaGMedia |
 CHRIS PAP Solarbeam |
 MARTIN JENSEN Tricky_NFTs |
 KRATISTOS ☯ |
 HONEYCOMB ☯ |
 AJ.ASTERIO InvArch |
 BLD BLD Nodes |
 0xTaylor ☯ |
Community VCs
| When we needed a few KSM, these were the GMs in the darkness | |
|---|---|
| AEMONK | BIRDO |
| CASSIUS DIO | CRIS PAP |
| CRYPTO HUSTLER 101 | DODOW |
| DUTCHIEKIWI | GABE |
| GET_RICHARD_SON | GRUNTLED |
| HECTICDEW | INDIKO |
| ISOVITEXIN | JAY CHRAWNNA |
| JEEPER | LE COMTE DE MONTE-CRYPTO |
| LV @KUSAMANFT | MOON-BEARER |
| OBI | SALTBRIDGE |
| SANCHEZ | SPAZCOIN |
| VALIERAM | XCASTRONAUT |
| YAMNE BLVCK | YUNGBEEF |
| ZOOEYS | |