gm FRENS

Meet the all-star team behind this cutting-edge project

Birdo

Chief GM Officer

Senior Quote:
Orange coin good.

Gabe

Chief Handler of All Development

Special Skills:
Close-up magic, competitive ballroom dancing, and knowing all the words from The Little Mermaid in both Tagalog and English. Anyway, who needs dating when you have Kusama?

Leemo

Chief Intern Officer

Fun fact:
Leemo said "Candyman" into a mirror four times in 2004 on a dare and has lived his life terrified ever since that he'll accidentally say it a fifth time.

zooeys

High Priest of snacks and doodles

Personal motto:
Life is fleeting: one day we will all die and everyone we know will forget us, but one inalienable truth stands eternal - beets are a dirt-flavored trash food.

Kheops

Dappsmaster General

Local Legend:
It is said that on a quiet night, when the moon is full and the wind blows just right, you can hear Kheops singing David Bowie songs at karaoke.

Bowser staxx

Senior Vice president of birb affairs

Personal Affirmation:
One must strive to do the things that scare them, for it is the only way to grow. Unless you don't want to, and you are comfortable with your current height, in which case, don't bother. Doing things is often annoying.

Sage

Chairman of the Funge

Claim to Fame:
Critical aspects of five major named characters on Downton Abbey are based directly on Sage, dispite never having visited England. A legal battle over broadcast royalties is currently underway in circuit court.

Sik

Chief Dada Officer

Dotsama Pedigree:
Although he is not a fan of broadcasting the fact because he feels people treat him differently once they know, Sik is the only surviving grandchild of Dr. Pol K. Dottenheimer, the first man to harness the power generated by processing raw polkadots.

lolmcshizz

Director of Mundane Resources

Crowning Achievement:
Once ate an entire watermelon in one sitting all by himself with nothing but a plastic spork and a can-do spirit. He wasn't even hungry.

The phunky one

Chief Vibe Officer

Celebrity doppelganger:
Phunky has been told he is a dead ringer for what Air Bud would look like, if Air Bud was a human and not a dog. RIP Air Bud, we miss you pal.

Moon-Bearer

Chief Ape Officer

Favorite Color:
That's private mind your own business.

Yung Beef

Chief Beef Officer

Personal Motto:
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Xylodrone

Senior Vice President of Vice Seniority

Greatest Accomplishment:
Was once asked "why are you talking to me?" by international superstar Julia Roberts after not-quite-accidentally stepping on her foot in line for an Octoberfest hedge maze in Lacock, England.

dutchiekiwi

President of Precedents

Favorite Piece of Advice:
Don't put weird things in your mouth, unless you want to. You're an adult, make your own decisions.

jakerumbles

Director of Traffic and other important things

Two Truths and a Lie:
I am afraid of aluminum foil, I was an integral part of uncovering the Watergate Scandal, and I have crashed no less than 4 jet skis in the past 10 years.

Advisory Council


ALICE AND BOB
Mangata

TOUCHYOURBRAIN

JAY CHRAWNNA
WaGMedia

CHRIS PAP
Solarbeam

MARTIN JENSEN
Tricky_NFTs

KRATISTOS

HONEYCOMB

AJ.ASTERIO
InvArch

BLD
BLD Nodes

0xTaylor

Community VCs

When we needed a few KSM, these were the GMs in the darkness
AEMONK BIRDO
CASSIUS DIO CRIS PAP
CRYPTO HUSTLER 101 DODOW
DUTCHIEKIWI GABE
GET_RICHARD_SON GRUNTLED
HECTICDEW INDIKO
ISOVITEXIN JAY CHRAWNNA
JEEPER LE COMTE DE MONTE-CRYPTO
LV @KUSAMANFT MOON-BEARER
OBI SALTBRIDGE
SANCHEZ SPAZCOIN
VALIERAM XCASTRONAUT
YAMNE BLVCK YUNGBEEF
ZOOEYS